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time ago I came across this text and do not stop laughing at a good time, not who is the author, but is a real crack. Today I've already got the title, and the people who are in it I can say only two things, first of all encourage you! and second, to take the race with philosophy, as does the author of this essay. Enjoy!

Do not worry, the next sure to approve!:

know that's not true, you know that's not true ... WHY the fuck you say?. It is an insult to our emotional state deal to encourage us with such a false statement. The only dignified response would be "Fuck you in the ass, fucking bastard ', but as we are educated and we are deep in the shit we respond with a shy' Yes, of course, to the next safe." Silence is better, do not worry, we know that we do not understand, so do not need that you try it will be worse.

How was the exam?:

MAL, MAL examination, foul revuelveheridas. Obviously I've spent months studying has not stopped me cruelly fucked ... Why ask? To enjoy my misery? "To say 'Do not worry, the next sure to approve! "? No question, the only thing that can help us out of the hole is money and chocolate. If you are not willing to offer anything like that, stay away and not regodeéis you in our misfortune.

But you have not finished the race yet?:

Let's see, you big son of a bitch, when you finish the race enteraréis, the world will know. We will get nicks in the Messenger with many emoticons happy to hurt the eyes, we will publish in the newspaper, the BOE, we will make a great holiday, definitely no secret. So do not ask us if we finish the race when the answer is obviously no. That only serves to give us even more eager to commit suicide or get us to gardeners or something.

But how hard is it?:

No, he goes. Is thrown. I enjoy average mortgage is that lung for tuition each year and let put me in the ass sticks in the form of reviews and notes throughout the year. Of course it's HARD. It is so hard that your pagan mind is incapable of understanding the levels of difficulty and abstraction absurd that you can get a human brain.

Fulanita's son became the career Just 5 years!:

GOOD FOR THE SON OF Fulanito. Tirémosle peanuts and dance around. There are also people who just do not ever, and we see our parents telling us every day 'How proud I am of you, son, you have not noticed that are good for this. " None of comparisons, because then we can mention that partner of ours who was removed as a hobby do not know what the hell you're studying while attending the race ... Let's see what else to humiliate.

awkward silence occurred after the question: Why course going?:

Say something, bud, you've asked. ¿Tú objetivo era reírte de nosotros y jactarte de que estás sacando no sé qué mierda a año por curso?. Porque no falla, el silencio incómodo siempre se rompe con ‘¿Pero cuántos años llevas en la carrera?’. LOS QUE SEAN IMBÉCIL. Y PUNTO. Y que sepas que cada año es como un horrible infierno en el que te clavan cristales en el corazón y te arrancan las uñas con unas tenazas… ¡Y AGUANTO AHÍ CON DOS COJONES!. Así que no te atrevas a juzgarme.

Lo que estudio también es muy difícil. Sólo tienes que estudiar más:

Oh, sí, tu examen de Meterse Un Dedo En El Culo y Olerlo supera con more than the agenda of subjects such as: 'Numerical Methods for Fluid Dynamics of High Energy Density' (Chemical Engineering), 'smear' (Biology), 'Data Structures' (Computer Engineering), inventory, Dasometry and Cadastre (I. Forest) or "Abstract Data Types' (Computer Engineering). It is very hard exams that make you you remove agenda and make you mean with the end ... Buf ... How complicated thing, eh? It leaves little time to scratch the balls and put hand to the side. Is that, do not study, the five tests hour, agendas impossible that teachers have no fucking clue or trick questions to catch you if you're not the son of Fulanita are mere distractions from the true reality: STUDY IS APPROVED, AND A SHIT!.

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Good everyone, this is my first entry into soy_informático and I hope you like it or at least it helps someone. First thank geek to let me join his blog, I hope you will not regret ...

To generate dynamic PDFs are 2 ways PHP (if anyone knows more ways to be welcome): 1 st

Using PHP extension

PDF Lib is required for payment and installation (and if you're not the administrator of your hosting server and you can expect).

2 ° using the library class.ezpdf.php and some of its extensions such as class.backgroundpdf.php, which are free and require no installation (just download the library and upload to the server).

The second option takes a little longer to process pdfs, but it is much easier to use and make a point. For just one example. dynamic PDF image of corporate logo in the center:

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\u0026lt;? Php

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include (
'class.ezpdf.php'
); 3
include(

'class.backgroundpdf.php'

);
4 5

$pdf = new backgroundPDF ( 'a4'
, 'portrait' ,
'image' , array(
'img' => 'logo.jpg' , 'width' => 560 , 'height' => 420 , 'xpos' => 0 , 'ypos' => 200 )); 6 $ pdf -> selectFont ( '. / fonts / Helvetica.afm' ) 7 $ pdf ->
ezText ( 'dynamically generated PDF' , 50 ) 8
$ pdf -> ezText ( '' , 12); 9
$ pdf -> ezText ( 'Example of PDF using an image as Background. " , 12 ) 10
$ pdf -> ezNewPage (); 11 $ pdf -> ezText (
'Page 2' , 50 ) 12
$ pdf -> EzStream (); 13 ?>
Edit: looking for I've noticed that there are many more libraries to generate pdf with php here I leave a list. FPDF TCPDF FPDI
domPDF